All That Glitters Is Gold


I’ve decided to have a head dyed. Incredibly flamboyantly.

You may remember way back when, in my Summer Booty list, I had wanted a head dyed purple with gold glitter. Turns out, people actually read these posts of mine and someone stepped up to the plate on twitter and offered his services.

Editor’s note: Mariah had to make an appearance somewhere in this article. She demanded it.

Here are the excessively glittery photos.

Phase 1: test the glitter

Phase 2: add purple

Phase three is buying the head. I got myself a Warrior Spyne for about half off thanks to what is called the “Gelly Discount”

Phase 3: purple

Dyejob: complete

All that’s left is the string job. Since I don’t know how to string, this is also being done for me. Talk about full service!

It’s gonna be some hard mesh with around 3 or 4 shooters. The sidewall/top string will be done using something along these lines.

It’s so shiny

Stay tuned because once I get a final product I’ll make sure to take some picks of the full wand so you can bask in it’s glittery, radioactive bright glow.

About the Author: The Lax picked up his first stick when he stepped on campus at MCLA D2 school UNC Charlotte. After taking a short break, he returned to the field for independent UNCG. The Lax enjoys flowers, pictures of unicorns, long walks on the beach, and above all else, beating people with his D-Pole.

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