Comments on: Breaking News: UC Santa Cruz Banana Slugs Forfeit Season

By: Mr. Blue Sky

Mr. Blue Sky — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 21:31:34 +0000

The Official UCSC: Thanks for the comment. We look forward to seeing the Slugs return to dominance in the MCLA some day.

By: The Official UCSC

The Official UCSC — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 16:14:31 +0000

I love it. The Onion couldn't have done it better(Challenge!). You've revealed Sammy the Slug medicating his strained back from carrying the WCLL through Division II lacrosse. After much controversy in 2008 over a postponed game between Pepperdine and UCSC, Sammy sent HELLA Slugs to Malibu, CA to deliver the Waves an embarrassing beat down. This has only led to what can be described as a "Cop Out" by Pepperdine in 2009 with their retreat to the SLC and denial of both an away or home game against Northern WCLL Div. II rival UC Santa Cruz. If the SLC hadn't HI-Jacked the WCLL Div. II automatic qualifier, it'd be Sammy and his Slug Life Crew bringing gold medals like Michael Phelps to the MCLA Championship in Denver this year. That's the Official TRUTH! and no real Slug would miss spell "our." SCLAX is a fake.

By: sluglax

sluglax — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 09:39:07 +0000

I concur with sclax, the slugs are moving fast on the road to denver and their dreams of a national championship are still very likely to come true.

That picture is from last year, the man in the slug outfit is not a lacrosse player.

Eat A D, Striderman

By: sclax

sclax — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:25:08 +0000

youre all idiots

Hey striding man, why dont you go stride off a cliff?

Stop making stuff up about teams who are on their way to Nationals and have a very respectable program.

None of the above article is true.
You'll realize this when you see are jerseys on the Nationals field in Denver.

PEACEEEEEEE

By: Red

Red — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 01:02:08 +0000

Haha, keeping up the comedy in otherwise tragic lacrosse-related news. I'll watch out for the Banana Flasher.

By: Logjammin'

Logjammin' — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:35:01 +0000

that banana is disturbing

By: chody

chody — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:07:36 +0000

very nice striding man

By: StraightReLAXin

StraightReLAXin — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 21:21:49 +0000

Oh no you didn't...