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Best Top 20 – Make The Poll Great Again

What do you think of my Top 20, it’s the BEST Top 20, isn’t it?

When I make a Top 20, I make an awesome Top 20. Just awesome. Really, it’s unbelievably good. People from all over the world want to read my Top 20. That’s how good it is. Can you blame them?

Also, I always know all the answers. And when I don’t know the answers, I have very smart people telling me things about the Top 20, and I listen to them. We used to have a great top 20 here, but now it’s not as good. I’m very proud of my Top 20, and I always have been, and honestly, the Top 20 is so lucky to have me. Wouldn’t you agree? Of course you would. You’ve read my Top 20, you know how good it is.

Here are my weekly Top 20 Media Poll votes, as I submit them to IL, even though IL should be submitting them to me, which is unfair. But hey, I’ll roll with it, even though it’s very, very unfair. Although to be fair, because I am a fair guy, that Matt Kinnear is one heck of a person, but then again, so am I.

I want to make this Top 20 Great Again.

The Best Top 20 Poll in AMERICA!

1) Yale – I’ve always liked Yale. Just last week I was telling my friend how much I like them.
2) Brown – Brown is not Yale, and therefore they are second. Brown is risky, Yale is conservative.
3) Notre Dame – These guys are some of the best close game negotiators ever, anywhere.
4) Denver – Very unfair to drop Denver any lower. So unfair I won’t even debate it.
5) Villanova – One OT loss to open the season and then perfection. I bought 600,000 shares.
6) Maryland – Terps only losses are to teams above them, so while they are multiple time losers, at least they lost to good people. Unlike me, who never loses. –
7) Syracuse – Don’t doubt this group, they will come back and those calling them losers will be the losers. Obviously I love the Orange.
8) Albany – I lovis the city, almost as much as I love the Big Apple. Plus they have good lacrosse.
9) Johns Hopkins – Very respectable school and program. They wanted me to go there. You can look it up, it’s a fact. I saw it with my own eyes.
10) Stony Brook – Offensively, they are very good. Very good.
11) Air Force – These guys are winners.
12) Army – Hard-working, scrappy, and one heck of a lacrosse program.
13) Navy – All US service academies are doing well! I’d put them all at 11 if I could.
14) Towson – I like defense, and Towson has good defense. I want more pizzazz. Don’t you?
15) Duke – All over the map, and you know how highly I value consistency. Really high.
16) UNC – One good win and four losses had me doubting UNC, but my smart people tell me they are good. I listen to smart people.
17) Penn State – Beating everyone’s best team shows power and strength. I respect those things.
18) Loyola – Some wins, some losses, hard to figure out. I might build a wall around them.
19) Penn – How was I not ranking these guys? No way I couldn’t.
20) Harvard – These guys are smart. Not as smart as the Penn guys obviously, but they’re geniuses. If they can make our economy spin, they can win lacrosse games. They’ll make a good deal and find a way to win, because that’s what the best people do.

Wasn’t that great? I told you it would be, and it was. I’m not surprised. Maybe you are, but I’m not. Because I know things. And one of the things I know is that this is the best Top 20 Poll out there. Always has been, always will be, hands down… got it?

Good night, America.