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Christmas Wishlist: All We Want For LaXmas

Happy Holidays from the entire Lax All Stars crew. Because we know we’re not on the naughty list, here is our final round of gift requests for Santa:

The Code Whisperer KMac wants:

5. The Big Blue Wrecking Crew to win the Super Bowl.

4. A plethora of one-night stands…

3. The Championship in my Fantasy Football League (The Lindsbabe Bowl).

2. New boots.

1. Year Subscription to Peep Code.

Mele-mania wants:

5. Some money. Any amount will due.

4. My legs back. I’m slow as shit at the moment…

3. Vox ac30 guitar amp.

2. A new girlfriend. Preferably one that likes to party

1. Volkl Gotama Skis

Lax guru Connor Wilson asks for:

5. A slop sink in my apt for dyeing so I don’t stain my kitchen sink any more and so my girlfriend will love me again.

4. Lax on Earth.

3. A beach shanty in Montauk with a surfboard producing tree in the yard. You say surfboards don’t grow on trees?

2. Peace on Earth.

1. An all expense paid trip to the Hawai’i Lacrosse Tournament next fall.

Coach Gaudet is asking for:

5. One of those awesome flip cams that Brunelle was toting around in Tahoe last year.

4. Unlimited funding for my high school team (i.e. a March tournament in San Diego instead of Seattle).

3. A basement, or as I would call it “The Bunker”, so I could set up my video games in an area where my wife wouldn’t see it, and where I could leave things messy all the time.

2. A truck, so I wouldn’t have to keep stuffing a rage cage into a Kia Rio.

1. The ability to slow things down like Neo in the Matrix – The Woozles would definitely take Tahoe next year if every shot looked like it was only coming at 2 mph.

412 Lax’s Peter Tumbas politely requests:

5. Under Armour Camo Hoody.

4. Evgeni Malkin fathead.

3. Cristiano Ronaldo’s killer instinct.

2. Jimmy McNulty’s tolerance.

1. Kenny Powers audiobook: You’re F*cking Out, I’m F*cking In.

Craven wants:

3. The complete Dark Tower Series to add to my growing “never going to get a girlfriend” book collection.

2. Bedside gun rack. Because the zombie apocalypse will not be televised.

1. The best mystical healer, shaman, or exorcist that money can buy sent straight to the front offices of the Portland Trailblazers. We also need someone to research and find out if the Rose Garden is built on top of an Indian burial ground.

Brunelle wants:

3. Lifetime supply of mom’s Cinnamon Rolls. There ain’t nothin’ like ’em nowhere.

2. A Rose Bowl, a BAMA NC, and the return of Roboduck.

1. MORE FUEL FOR THIS LAX ALL STARS FIRE.

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