The Spoon Feed isn’t making a comeback (it’s been here for years) but the world famous recap of spoon-age has returned from a temporary hiatus to blast your temporal lobe.
But not before we take a moment to reflect on a few little things….Kobe Bryant sits two wins away from becoming a 5-time NBA champion, college football is blowing itself up, the stock market is more tanked than Lindsay Lohan at a club, and oil is gushing out of the gulf 5x the rate of the Exxon Valdez.
I’d like to be the first person to hop in that hot tube time machine and go back to the days of grunge, parachute pants and cell phones the size of a small child because the past two decades have been bummers. I’m starting the retro-sexual movement right here, right now.
Let’s review the lay of the land here with the Spoon Feed. Every week we collect the oddest, coolest, gotta face-twit-space-it quips and quotes that the internet has to offer on our Lax All Stars network site “The Spoon Feed”. If you missed them the first time around we generally re-post them for your viewing pleasure during the off season.
#1 – If you have an iPhone and you’ve got something to prove… Phoneballs. Nice little Cancer Research fundraiser.
#2 – ROCKET POPS. Yes, Rocket Pops.
You love em, we love em, and they’re making a comeback this summer. Just wait.
5. It’s Kobe’s world and we’re all just living in it…
4. The Futurama characters redrawn as X-Men!
3. Chicago Blackhawks coach Joel Quenneville gets toilet papered…
NHL coaches be warned, the Stanley Cup wreaks havoc on your personal life.
2. Big Baby Glen Davis drools all over himself.
The Ticket Stub is making a name for himself!
1. Freediver’s Breathtaking Plunge
FREE FALL: World champion freediver Guillaume Nery’s special dive at Dean’s Blue Hole, the deepest blue hole in the world filmed entirely on breath hold by the french champion Julie Gautier. This breathtaking plunge into abyss is part real, part fiction | GrindTV Blog
And this only the beginning. Check out the rest of The Spoon Feed to see what else you missed.
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