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CAPTION CONTEST!

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This interesting lacrosse photo from Davis, California, landed in our inbox recently, and two words struck the LAS brain trust like lightning in a raging storm: CAPTION CONTEST.

YOUR TASK: Spit out the funniest, most outrageous caption in the comments section below.

Creativity counts, as do reactions and likes from other readers. Keep it fun, keep it clean, keep it real.
THIS IS REAL!

Lacrosse Photo Caption Contest

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  • Alexander Carpenter

    IN THE FACE, IN THE FACCEEEE…
    -The Hangover

  • Colin Whitney

    The cage is my home.
    You are not welcome.

  • Josh Larson

    Not up in here! Not up in here!

  • Steven H.

    this is what happens when the d-poles are benched for not sliding well

  • Sean Cilimberg

    “At least I died doing what I loved…”

  • Max

    Let me tweak that knot out of your neck

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FXX24KFFOPCKDBZHQTBWEINIWM Austin

    “Let me help you put some tilt in your lid bro!”

  • Chewy

    “This is what you get for wearing soccer cleats! Oh, and get the hell out of me crease!”

  • Randy Sherry

    “coach, i swear i wasn’t cross checking him. i was just trying to help him fix his crooked helmet.”

  • Rudy

    Must have been at the right place, but it must have been the wrong time

  • Chewy

    Goalie’s gonna be a chiropractor when he grows up…”Your neck needs a realignment.”

  • Paul Hasan

    “Ref I didn’t cross check him his neck ran into my stick!”

  • Chewy

    “This is what you get for “unfriending” me on Facebook!”

  • kamkam

    “Peace”

  • Anonymous

    dude in blue is gonna be emailing LAS to delete this, while #63 is gonna be right clicking, saving, and making it his profile picture

  • Pk

    i dont always come out of the crease, but when i do, i break necks. Keep laxing my friends.

  • Robert

    “And after his first real Lacrosse game, little Johnny decided that he just wasn’t cut out for such a physically demanding, fast-paced, intense, manly sport. So he instead decided to try out for the schools Baseball team instead”.

  • Aidan P

    “Im sorry did you say hip? I thought you meant hit!”

  • Alex Totah

    Buzz Lightyear tries to wring Andy’s neck!!!

  • sam elkind

    i dont think you understand, YOU DONT SCORE ON ME

  • Guest

    hahahaha Andy. go blue devils!

  • Laxbro32

    WINNING

  • http://twitter.com/itodd23 Todd Kim

    “Oops, I did it again. Got too close to the goal, got trucked by the keep”

  • Roramius

    Say Ahhhhhhh

  • Roramius

    Off with your head!

  • Ken_wineberg

    Your not going to rip my Duck!

  • Brothenberg1

    “hold still while I spoon feed you”

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FXX24KFFOPCKDBZHQTBWEINIWM Austin

    swag

  • Austin Rogers

    Guess thats what you get for not having FLOW!

  • Laxtroy

    Got dome?

  • Lacrosserocks

    “Am I spooning to hard?”

  • Flow-White

    “You can’t prove anything ref…”

  • Lacrosserocks

    “By the way, I’ve heard of a program for people like you. It’s called the Chiropractors”

  • Earl Sweatshirt

    OFWGKTA!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_JPX6TR4HZFNKNEXAB6QF6QLDRQ Tomas Bootar

    Wolf Gang!

  • Josh Rottman

    Dislike. If you have to explain your punchline parenthetically, then you’re not cut out for this contest.

  • Guest

    Hey austin shut up u dont have flow.

  • brendan

    andy!!!!how did u survive!!!

  • Stew BEEF

    I guess this team hates necks i got slashed in the neck that game also.

    “bro ur fat” – to goalie

  • Michaeldean1677

    Ah, just keep punchin’, Apollo… you want to ring the bell?

    Alright… Ding Ding.

  • Dale

    rolling heads gather no flow

  • Muamer Razic

    I’m going to need a chiropractor..

  • Rycgeary

    looks like the goalies after the the leprechauns bucket of flow

  • Whaler123

    Necks are over-rated. That is all.

  • Shredmama

    Hey bud…I think your chin strap is a little loose.

  • Rycgeary

    looks like the goalies after the the leprechauns bucket of flow.

  • BlueFan

    Fear the honey badger!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_AJEEY3OI7VUNWCEW5NJ767WOVM talangan

    “Brush.”

  • Thomas Overland

    That’s some major goalie interference right there. Free clear!

  • Anonymous

    Yo bro get out my crease.

  • Nch18

    Cross Checking – check, Slashing – check, Illegal Body Check – check, Targeting the Head – check…”Hey coach, did I do it right?”

  • brian

    what?

  • Max G.

    There is a reason why he plays goalie and not long pole…

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DYMS3VQREDM3CBR5DNIXHSDQLE John Ryan

    so true

  • spencer

    THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK

  • LaxBro 13

    decapitation beats intimidation every time!

  • spencer

    THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK

  • Mucluk3

    THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK

  • Jds186

    Once he steps near the crease
    The goalie gets a 2 minute un-release
    For disturbing the peace
    Said the Lacrosse Police.

  • Starbuckle02

    “Wearing the little lacrosse man socks is MY thing!”

  • Starbuckle02

    Josh Rottman should win a pair for knowing the word “parenthetically” and using it correctly.

  • http://twitter.com/amerjasch Artjom Merjasch

    As an avid 412 reader, #63 hates stock white gloves.

  • Rjlynch19

    “Not up in here Buddy…NOT UP IN HERE”

  • Tom Gibsoncommunications

    Take your soccer shoes and go home.

  • ConnorWilsonLAS

    NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!

    Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear… fear and surprise….

    Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency….

    Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency… and an almost fanatical devotion to Lax…

    Our *four*… No… *Amongst* our weapons…. Amongst our weaponry… are such elements as fear, surprise…. I’ll come in again.

  • ConnorWilsonLAS
  • GTGlacrosse

    Well it’s not that hard, “parens” “parenthesis” “parenthetically” just sound it out.

  • GTGlacrosse

    “Luke, I AM your father”

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • DClax

    “Ohhh, you neck looks a little sore, lemme massage it for ya”

  • Anonymous

    haha

  • BALax

    COME AT ME BRO

  • GusR34L

    crack-a-lackin

  • GusR34L

    Crack-a-laxin

  • Mglutken

    A bit sensitive about those rainbow socks of yours, huh?

  • Anonymous

    Don’t you EVER say a bad word about Lady Gaga!

  • Swank Lax

    I’ll show Roger Goodell what a @#$%& concussion problem looks like

  • Dmclaughlin94

    “i came, i saw, i hit him right dead in the jaw” -ludacris the rapper

  • P Jones

    Kid in blue, “hey goalie, why are you wearing hockey pants under your shorts”
    Goalie, “in case someone like you actually gets a shot off”
    In blue, “maybe I should have gotten a Pro7?1″

  • Chris Wimbrow

    Finish Him

  • pamidon

    I’m good enough, I’m strong enough, and, gosh darnit, I don’t like you

  • http://twitter.com/krowen Kevin Rowen

    “You Shall Not Pass!”

  • David Cooney

    Always loved that clip

  • spencer

    my hat now.. totally my hat..

  • GENO

    I’M NOT FAT, I’M BIG BONED!

  • Phorntavewata

    my crease not yours

  • Thelaxbrother

    Scoring.
    Your doing it wrong

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T4CCCIW3FMLB6SJFVWG5QUNMAY Alex

    ” Bro you’re storm trooper over there”
    *light saber to the neck*
    ” Am I storm troopin now???”

  • adg5135

    Don’t sass me boy!

  • laxbro?

    the pinch was wide open for a shot….and so was that kids neck

  • Anonymous

    Hide yo kids!

  • Eli Zempsky

    This is lacrosse, drop the soccer cleats before I make you drop.

  • Eli

    It is 4/20…Rasta Socks win everytime.

  • Buddylax6

    Your head will be no more!!!

  • JesseMac

    And his first thought was:

    “aww damn, my mom’s gonna see my hickies…”

  • JesseMac

    or, “I’m here to kick ass, guard goals, and chew bubble gum…and I’m all out of bubble gum” -the goalie

  • Beans

    …And at that moment, Andy finally realized why his coach, Josh, always wore diapers while playing lacrosse; for he had soiled himself beyond redemption.

  • http://twitter.com/wilsonbrucefam Leigh Ann Bruce

    Get that CORN OUTTA MY CREASE!

  • Georgiafreek24

    Medic Give me a damn MEDICCCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!

  • Tgif

    A Neck Check Wreck

  • http://profiles.google.com/wilsonbrucefamily Wilson-Bruce Family

    GET that CORN OUTTA MY CREASE!

  • faceoffmiddie23

    “The green shaft does not match with your team colors, but the red mark from my shaft will match with mine.”

  • Michael Alvarado

    RED-NECK…Lax Style

  • Michael Alvarado

    Thanks to the goalie he straightend out that kids scoliosis

  • Michael Alvarado

    This is why you dont let chuck noris play lax

  • Michael Alvarado

    THIS IS REAL -said by goalie
    (las)

  • Michael

    “Hello. My Name Is Inigo Montoya. You Killed My Father. Prepare to Die.”

  • Hunter4007p

    “i think you’re doing it wrong”

  • Jeremy

    Yo Adriannnnnnn!!!!

  • laxer16

    Not in my house! B*tch…

  • Anonymous

    O’DOYLE RULES!

  • http://laxallstars.com/ Jeff Brunelle

    Hahaha!

  • Phillyeagles126

    i can see my house from here

  • Gabejoep

    FINISH HIM!!

  • Josh Rottman

    Thank you! The dedicated English majors in the house deserve some recognition now and again!

  • Michael Okwali

    The goalie is like, “I love America and everything, but I fight for the red & white, not the blue.”

  • Michael Okwali

    “In America, a hit like that give you 1 minute penalty. In Russia, KGB take you and you are never heard from again.”

  • http://twitter.com/PenguinLax emmett faricy

    “Maybe Ill get on LAS if I crosscheck this kids neck”

  • JarredHatfield17

    “Dof! Why am I getting smoked by a goalie?! I can’t believe I still have the ball! WOW!”

  • http://laxallstars.com/ Jeff Brunelle

    HA!

    –
    sent via iPhone

  • http://twitter.com/amclaren12 Alex McLaren

    Thats what you get for wearing soccer cleats.

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  • Anonymous

    “lemme check your pulse really quick”

  • Kannonlax

    In America, a hit like that gets you a one minute penalty. In Russia, a hit like that makes the KGB take you to Siberia and you are never heard from again.

  • Thomas Cassidy

    Hahahahahaha I guess

  • Kyfornd

    …NOT UP IN HERE!!

  • 47falcons

    he just got a lacrosse hickey

  • Anonymous

    “I got the ball!”

    “I got your head..”

  • Phil

    lights out

  • http://twitter.com/coopaloop5 Matthew Cooper

    judi chop!

  • Mark

    (because the mascot is the Blue Devils)

    “Dude, you knocked the DEVIL out of me!”

  • I.E.R.

    There’s no I in TEAM, that’s where I come in, there is an I in WIN…….

  • TBrown

    Not even a cross check to the neck can stop a true lacrosse player

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