Better listen up All Stars because one bit of advice seemed a little out of place and your “lady friend” might suddenly stop blaming the dog for those unexpected odors.
I love a woman who can not only produce a solid fart, but who can also take ownership of it and stand by it. And I like a woman that can go out of the house unshowered and I kind of hate when women hold back in the food department. If you can’t whole-heartedly enjoy a good meal, what’s the point? — Marco
Sorry Marco…I don’t think any of us can agree with you 100% on that one. Colin agrees:
“I’m getting sexy, the lights get dim, and your playing the tuba?”
“Sorry ladies, if we’re trying to get ‘sessy’ then I’m going to have a problem when a 100 mph Nor’easter comes whistleing by…”
About the author
Ryan Craven is a Co-Founder of Lax All Stars and has taken his passion for lacrosse from coast to coast and back again. Contact him at firstname.lastname@example.org