Ice Box: Ridiculous Clothing

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Everyone needs some truly outrageous garments in their closet.  New Year’s parties, birthdays, themed events, peacocking, home movies, living in Brooklyn, being Connor Martin… the list goes on and on.  And all of them are perfectly good reasons to own ridiculous clothing.  Step outside your comfort zone, live with some flair.  And then get a job at Chochkies.

Florsheim by Duckie Brown Leather Contrast Oxfords.  Need I say more?  Outrageous and would only get better as they wore in.  I found them through GiltMan.  Cheaper and the stock rolls over daily.  Awesome service to sign up for, if you’re into this kind of stuff.

Florsheim by Duckie brown contrast oxford brown red

Sweet sassy molassy.

Also at GiltMan, I found Robert Graham Cotton Green River Blazer with tan trim that will make you stand out at even the classiest of tailgates.

Robert Graham Cotton Green River Blazer

Looking good there, model man.

And if you’re in search of loud pants for that special occasion but can never find any for your athletic hockey butt, look no further than Bonobos.  Pants for men who do squats and play lax.  Good match!  If you want wool, you’d have to go with the Drunken Uncles.

Bonobos Pants Drunken Uncles wool

Put on the Oxfords above and you're set.

If Cotton is your game, the Evanston Suit Pant won’t steer you wrong.  You can pull off purple, right?

Bonobos Evanston Suit Pant purple cotton pants

Yeah, you can do this.

About the author

Connor Wilson

Connor is the Publisher of He lives in Brooklyn with his better half, continues to play and coach both box and field lacrosse in NYC as much as possible, and covers the great game that is lacrosse full-time. He spends his spare time stringing sticks and watching Futurama.


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