Everyone needs some truly outrageous garments in their closet. New Year’s parties, birthdays, themed events, peacocking, home movies, living in Brooklyn, being Connor Martin… the list goes on and on. And all of them are perfectly good reasons to own ridiculous clothing. Step outside your comfort zone, live with some flair. And then get a job at Chochkies.
Florsheim by Duckie Brown Leather Contrast Oxfords. Need I say more? Outrageous and would only get better as they wore in. I found them through GiltMan. Cheaper and the stock rolls over daily. Awesome service to sign up for, if you’re into this kind of stuff.
Also at GiltMan, I found Robert Graham Cotton Green River Blazer with tan trim that will make you stand out at even the classiest of tailgates.
And if you’re in search of loud pants for that special occasion but can never find any for your athletic hockey butt, look no further than Bonobos. Pants for men who do squats and play lax. Good match! If you want wool, you’d have to go with the Drunken Uncles.
If Cotton is your game, the Evanston Suit Pant won’t steer you wrong. You can pull off purple, right?