“Make me a bicycle, clown!” OR “We’ve landed on the moon!”


I guess when you’re the play-by-play guy for a hockey team in Florida it’s neccesary to spice up the broadcast a little bit.  Tropical weather and ice don’t really go together but Randy Moller makes it work by screaming quotes from comedies like “Wedding Crashers” and “Old School” after goals. Check out all of his greatest calls after the jump:

Dont worry because Moller doesn’t limit himself to just comedies.  Some of the most bizzare and hilarious references are from flicks like “Se7en”, “Rounders”, “American Psyco” and even “Tropic Thunder”.

This would be highly entertaining to hear on the lacrosse field. The next time I sneak one past the keeper, I might even borrow a line and yell, “PAY DAT MAN HIS MONEY!” 

What was your favorite Randy Moller goal call from the video? And while we’re asking questions, “Who is your daddy and what does he do?