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The Spoon Feed, Filling You Up Every Friday

10 - Published September 11, 2009 by in Lifestyle, Pro Lacrosse
LaxAllStars Spoon Feed

Volume 5

Pigskin is back and this week we take you on our own little 2-minute drill so huddle up, Lax Nation. Trips left, 42 razor iso-blast, on three on three, ready? Break!

Even though regular season has started the LAS crew is going to miss our favorite show. Hard Knocks ended and we came away knowing 3 things: Estabon wants his Twitter, Director of Football Operations Jim Lippincott’s job description reads “Be the jerk who mercilessly cuts players”, and Fui got screwed. Great series. Great finale. Bad team. Hard Knocks should go on all season and if the Raiders ever got on that show our TV might explode.

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Talking heads, indeed.

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Oh, big news – our boy KMac and good friend RG took Baron Davis to the streets. Or shall we say Brooklyn Bridge?

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Alright, who has one and what are the house rules on a floating table?
portopong

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Sports time. Let’s dig in. The ball’s in your court..

First off, Vince Carter first did it in a dunk contest but this might be even crazier:

The dunk? Solid A. The crazy celebration by the crowd? A+

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The number of people who have Mike Vick related team names for their fantasy league may be off the charts this season.  While you may be busy calling your team “All Vicks Dogs Go To Heaven”, this Redskin fan is giving back to our 4 legged friends.

“Each time (Mike Vick) is tackled during the Oct. 26 away game against the Redskins, five bags of dog food will be donated to a D.C. animal shelter.”

Ad pledges dog food for each Vick tackle

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Speaking of helping, looks like those lovable Detroit Lions are going to get some assistance trying to win a game this year.  How adorable.


NFL Players Mentor Troubled Detroit Lions

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LINK BAIT:

– Barry Bonds is writing a children’s book about steroids. This is not a joke. Proof.

– Here’s to NFL Players’ Better Halves. Thanks Matthew Stafford.

– What to do about Michael Phelps… It’s like he’s the swimmer version of Joe Willie, but not. No one is that smooth.

– If you haven’t watched the Dude Perfect videos you should watch them now.

– No really, who is Mike Godson? Did anyone else pick him in their fantasy draft?

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Michael Jordan (also known as the first billion dollar athlete) is being inducted into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame TODAY (9/11/09). The ceremony will air LIVE on ESPN tonight at 6:30 pm EST.

Be like Mike.

Be like Mike.

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CAPTION TIME!

Throw a caption out there for this decked out Ohio State fan:

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NEW SECTION!

Here is where we throw a couple product shout-outs into the feed. LAS only throws its support behind the best items money can buy and we dubbed it THE SPOON WAGON so hop on and bask in the glory of consumerism …

This week’s picks are very special. We hold them close to our hearts and we’re sure you do too.

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Alright, tons of good eats in the Spoon Feed this week. Time to go have lunch and drink a case of Yoo-hoo.

Have a good weekend, folks and remember to check out the newest addition to the LaxAllStars Network.

sneak_week5(via Keggers Of Yore)

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Get your mind out of the gutter.

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