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The Spoon Feed, Filling You Up Every Friday

2 - Published September 25, 2009 by in Lifestyle

LaxAllStars Spoon Feed

We get it. It’s been a long time since Mr. Massey’s 4th period Health class and you haven’t had a chance to study the food pyramid.  How many servings of vegetables are we supposed to eat again? 6? 8? None? Does ketchup count? Who the hell knows.  Time for another nutritional guided tour through the nooks and crannies of the internet.

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The kid in this clip is Cartman-esque and full of WIN.

A meeting of the He-Man Women Haters Club :

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With MMA fighters running off to dancing-based reality shows and movie remakes of old TV shows, it’s easy to become discouraged.  But don’t worry, because we found something much, much worse: Steven Seagal’s “Lightning Bolt” energy drink.  As you’ll see, it includes flavors like Cherry Charge and Asian Experience. [Cage Potato]

Steven Seagal Energy Drink

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Air Conditioned Pads

Are Air Conditioned Shoulder Pads The New Performance Enhancer? – Sports Biz with Darren Rovell – CNBC.com

Interesting.

Lax Bro #1: Yo man, did you get those new STX Shoulder Pads? I heard they have AC!

Lax Bro #2: Ya bro, they keep me nice and cool while I’m on the run. I never sweat.

Lax Bro #1: Dude, you play goalie. Goalies don’t sweat. Do they??

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It wouldn’t be the Spoon Feed without a gratuitous picture of the greatest assassin ever to stalk the hardwood.

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MJ loved him some high stakes poker with Scottie and Ron Harper. You ever wonder if they just let him win?

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Early rumors of Ray Lewis being washed up may just be a tad premature…

HD YouTube clips continue to just blow us away. Sproles  made our NFL Attackman list and Ray just blew him up. Where the heck do we slot Ray into this comparison? Rottweiler on the sidelines?

Even Disney knows the rules: don’t mess with Ray-Ray

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Marco Brambilla: Civilization

Intense.  Might have nightmares…

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Jimmy Traina’s Hot Clicks continues to make our day each and every day. This time at Lane Kiffin’s expense:

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Silly Rabbit! Links are for kids:

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Time to just relax and enjoy the good weather before winter closes in.  Have a great weekend, LaxNation.

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